Afternoon Darlings, After deciding to head out for the night, which then travelled onto the weekend, which then is still travelling inside my head darlings, I have decided to give my liver a rest for a couple of days. Is it not my fault that my friends give me the urge to drink, I can not do anything about these misfortunes and just have to get on with my life in a social manner but only drinking tea and water. As I lie awake from my overdose of lovelly red bottles of drink from a harbour cruise around sydney, ohh and the bottle of champaine, ohhh and the vodka on the rocks, ahhh and the cold beer on a sunny day. I release I do have a problem darlings, I obviously cant hold my liquor, I used to double that and now look at me a washed up old cardigan from the salvos darling. Once it was a gorgious piece of cardboard and the disco would go off, now its a glass of bubbly and im a toliet smouldering, floor hugging mess. So as I type this informal notice to all avid friends who think that feeding Sandy too much alchol and avoiding drugs, I say thankyou from both my liver and my aching head. I now will go through a very rigorious program of just drinking this herbal crap mixed with a little toddy of brandy… ooops I mean honey and wash all my sins away.. Lets hope there is a big drain darlings!!
The plug..
If your in town next Saturday night, check out the Taxi Club and the new resteraunt owners at Devines. There offering a degustation of 7 courses for $40.00, cheap booze and me a cheap entertainer.
There will be the normal cheap menu in the economy class seats and but be warned these seats are not for the faint hearted.
I will be offering a delightfull funny mix of caberet singing live songs from my new album, “In Da Club” and offering a warm sense of fun and gorgiousness.
Check out my website at www.bottompromo.com or go to the taxi club for bookings..
http://www.thetaxiclub.com
these are very limited tickets as they are already nearlly sold out (for once I finally pull a crowed)
Ok… now I off to find a bottle of wine with my name on it… hair of the dog is my friend.. Love Sandy B x xx
